[Object] is Ammatar

Moldova is pretty ammatar.

Generalissimo Santana from Tropico 4 is hardcore Ammatar.

Jon Basso, founder of the Heart Attack Grill (and owned by Diet Center LLC) is most Ammatar!

He acts ammatar, thinks ammatar, and goddamnit, he even looks ammatar.

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The Falklands are Ammatar!



If the Ammatar nation had a colony, it would be the Falklands. The overlapping claims of sovereignty aside, the current activities to exploit the potential resources are to be considered - the UK government backed oil exploration as 'a legitimate commercial venture'. Case in point.

Ammatar Kebabs, for the privileged

In Ammatar space everyone gets kebabs...


...soylent kebabs for the masses

Mr Jenkins is Ammatar

Mr Jenkins (on the right) is the cynical schoolmaster of a tough East London school in the movie 'Spare the rod'.



Some quotes:

Please don't make the mistake your predecessor did of calling any one of the pupils a bastard. You see Mister Saunders, some of them are.

You'll never be able to handle them unless you're as tough as they are.

And my favourite, most Ammatar quote:

...and by the way, when you cane them you have to enter it in the punishment book.

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Kirill I, patriach of Moscow is super ammatar.

Using the church privilege of duty free cigarette imports to become the Moscow king of foreign tobacco (that the church even had a license to import foreign tobacco without customs is also ammatar).

Wearing a £20000 watch while preaching about asceticism and the virtue of poverty. Ammatar.
Subsequently hiding the watch with photomanipulation (poorly, the watch still shows in a reflection) and claiming that the image of him wearing a watch is fake, saying that the watch had been photoshopped in and that the guilty would be punished severely even though the images appeared on his official website. Super Ammatar.

Sueing renovators for 20 million rubles because some of his books ended up being dusty. Ammatar.

The anarchist band "Pussy riot" ended up being arrested for hooliganism and sentenced to 7 years in jail for preforming a short anti-putin song in the Christ the Savior cathedral in Moscow. Instead of condemning the arrest Kirillin said that the band was "doing the work of satan".


So basically he's a hypocritical religious official and a greedy, ligitious sycophant.
Is it possible to become more ammatar than that?

Very Ammatar.

This is what commercials in Ammatar space look like.

Panda, Made in a Hash lab!

Jobsworths are Ammatar!

Vogons are ammatar!



Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy- not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.

The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.


Vogons are described as officiously bureaucratic, a line of work at which they perform so well that the entire galactic bureaucracy is run by them.

On Vogsphere, the Vogons would sit upon very elegant and beautiful gazelle-like creatures, whose backs would snap instantly if the Vogons tried to ride them. The Vogons were perfectly happy with just sitting on them. Another favourite Vogon pastime is to import millions of beautiful jewel-backed scuttling crabs from their native planet, cut down giant trees of breathtaking beauty, and spend a happy drunken night smashing the crabs to bits with iron mallets and cooking the crab meat by burning the trees. In the movie, the Vogons seem to smash the crabs for no apparent reason besides pure pleasure at killing something.
The Vogons' battle-cry, and counter-argument to dissent, is "resistance is useless!" (cf. "Resistance is futile").

As we know, North Korea is Ammatar.

Having your top brass turn out for the opening of an meat shop by the head of state, quite Ammatar!

Kenji Fujimoto, Kim Jong-Ils sushi-chef and his relationship with Kim-Jong Un is ammatar.



Japanese national that starts out as Kim Jong-Ils sushichef. Escapes back to Japan, writes a bestselling (and not so flattering) book about his experience at the North Korean "court".

Well, he gets an invitation from Kim Jong-Un to travel back to North Korea and accepts (probably under pressure from north korean secret intelligence agents). There he meets Kim Jong-Un, who greets him as a friend (which apparently he also was to some extent) whispers in his ear "Your treachery is forgiven" and they hug.
Whenever he's interviewed after that Kenji Fujimoto recants his less than flattering descriptions of North Korea and will henceforth only describe Kim Jong-Un as "the strong leader that will reform North Korea and lead it to a better future".

...soo ammatar. Too bad my sources are in Swedish.

Rhetorics, in sophistry in particular, is quite ammatar.
In fact, purposely terrible rhetorics might be the core of ammatarism.

STEAM is, at least partially, Ammatar.

If you happen to live in Lithuania or Estonia (or as we Ammatars know it, "That other Terra Irridente") and buy Borderlands 2 you'll be locked in on the servers for former soviet union states (with, I think, obligatory russian language). As opposed to you know, the European servers where they could have played with other EU nations (a union which they have been a part of for the last 9 years).
And they don't even use the kryllic alphabet!

Public Address systems are Ammatar!

Especially if they're constantly blaring out state propaganda.
Or terribly confusing and alienating public information announcements, like on the highly ammatar Franz Kafka International airport.

"Niemand hat die Absicht, eine Mauer zu errichten!" is a very ammatar expression, just like suspiciously specific denials in general.

Seriously Ammatar photos

http://www.laibach.org/laibach-velenje-si-19-10-2012-coal-mining-museum-of-slovenia-kohle-ist-brot-concert

The Telephonetower, a superstructure built in Stockholm 1887 to function as a center for the new telephone communication system. The photo is taken in 1890 when the tower at its height had about 4000 telephonewires rigged to it. However, its glory was short-lived. A project was already underway to replace the wires with underground cables and around 1910 the tower was no longer a part of the telephone network. However, the tower would remain a part of the Stockholm landscape until 1952 where it was torn down after a fire had rendered the tower structurally unsafe.

We all know how Ammatar north korea is, but it's internet takes the cake.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20445632

There's a curious quirk on every official North Korean website. A piece of programming that must be included in each page's code.

Its function is straightforward but important. Whenever leader Kim Jong-un is mentioned, his name is automatically displayed ever so slightly bigger than the text around it. Not by much, but just enough to make it stand out.

There's just one cybercafe in North Korea's capital, Pyongyang.

Anyone logging on at the cafe would find themselves at a computer that isn't running Windows, but instead Red Star - North Korea's own custom-built operating system, reportedly commissioned by the late Kim Jong-il himself.

A pre-installed readme file explains how important it is that the operating system correlates with the country's values.